I'm sitting at the gyno watching cnn in the waiting room
Everyone is walking funny when they come out, ugh I'm not looking forward to this
let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
WHO ATE OUR COOKIES WHAT THE FUCK THOSE WERE GOURMET
When I find myself drinking from a boot I just go with it and refuse to ask why.
Someone shattered a urinal.
This is to remind you the pizza is in the dishwasher birthday boy eat it before it goes on
Yeah he doesn't get it. We had to change the subject to Keanu reeves before someone got hurt.
All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
It's like a challenge who can be the biggest embarrassment to the family. I win 80% of the time.
You've gotta make sure the carpets match the drapes, though.
I am not dying my bush blue.
What i love about my dog is i can lay in bed and masturbate with him at the foot, and he just leaves me alone.
We told you to act sober so to prepare yourself you started doing squats and stretching then you slapped yourself and walked in
I found condoms in the back yard from you and your boyfriend. My house isnt a motel
I was trying to decide if i was still high whenever i realized i was pressing the buttons on the microwave cause i liked the sound.
He showed his fake to the cop and was like "does the coloring look off to you?"
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