I'm drinking ghetto ass mojitos!
Wow. How can mojitos be ghetto?
Squirt + bacardi limon + limes = ghetto mojitos
We just picked up about 540 lbs of women....
Okay well someone asked "IS HE HOMELESS?" about me so I need to try and find somebody.
He couldn't stand on his own, but he managed to somehow to get to the beer garden and get served 3 more. I'm proud to call him my cousin.
you were upstairs in your room looking out your window and saw him puking in your bushes outside. you then proceeded to open the window and sing Come To My Window
There was probably a tattoo above her soulless vagina that read 'it's a trap!' Yet you ignored it
I hope your fat roommate breaks the bunkbed and crushes you in your sleep
It was like coming out my mothers vagina again in slow motion
walk of shame. I'm wearing my rain jacket over my dragon costume. My tail keeps dragging in the rain.
I guess that means I was blowing a nerd last week.
And loving it.
Took pain meds with RumChata this morning. It's like morning milk but better
I'm in the woods tripping balls the water is rising why don't you answer me
...I watched him run on the beach yesterday and I think I started ovulating
My mom found my empty case that I hid in my room and just said "now why don't you be a responsible underaged drinker and throw it in the recycling" and walked away. I'm in shock.
The progression was banging a stripper banging an unemployed stripper banging a sexual entrepreneur quarantining with benefits totally fucking whipped. Get it right dude
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