I hate bills.
Like ones you have to pay or people named William?
dude u gotta turn down the techno when u bang that chick its creepy
what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
why would she cut her hair? she needs all the distractions possible from those texas-sized gums and horse teeth.
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
it was either a really good one night stand or a really really good first date. thank you online dating
You scratched my dick last night. It deserves an apology and I fell that actions speak louder than words when it comes to apologies like this.
if she didnt wantt to be febrezed, she shouldnt have smelled so desperate.
Besides the kids on acid... I was the highest kid there
Sorry was covered in semen when you texted me. Just walking back from the Harvard Club
All you needed to say was one of those sentences and the other would've been implied.
I have a guy for practically everything... except for making me waffles on demand. will u be my waffle guy?
He thought I was gay. I had to explain I just really like wearing flannel.
I came on her face and asked if she wanted fries with that. Currently driving to McDonald's.
orgy was averted by karaoke, thank god
He held my hair while I gave him a blow job. Now that's teamwork.
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