I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
enter at your own risk
Do you think Patty Mayonase ever went down on Doug?
I GOT EATEN OUT IN A MERCEDES ON A TUESDAY NIGHT. I EARNED THIS SHIT.
You're going to have to tell him your name isn't Ivor McTruckson eventually.
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
3pm strippers are depressing
I told my mom about how you got white girl wasted and sobbed about Whitney Houston. She sends her condolences.
tell her thanks so much
There has to be a way to make college graduation in Las Vegas different than any other Tuesday in Las Vegas. Strippers? Been there. Getting arrested for public indecency on the strip? Done that.
The only thing I accomplished today was naming the bag of wine I've been drinking
we're like the harlem globetrotters of underage drinking
If I had feelings, you would have hurt them.
...and with one comment dissing Hannibal Lecter, I suddenly understood why we never worked out.
Let go out that Thursday night!
Yess sounds good, I have to go turn myself in the next day because what happened last Friday.
I can see. My condolences to your vagina.
Stop inviting Kevin over. The dickless wonder started playing some strange Sci-FY music and speaking an alien language and the girls split.
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