I got called a slut by a bunch of girls that work at Hooters..wtf is that shit? explain that to me
Seriously dude, you need to stop beating off to the ellen show, it's just weird.
i was in the bathroom puking my brains out, a girl walked in and said "i just came to do the same thing" so i told her i would move over and share the toilet. its better than being alone.
I just withdrew $200 in ones. I think the teller knew what was up
I don't think the cop knew you were on ecstasy until you asked for a back rub.
I couldn't be mad. She was crying because she fell bare ass into the rose bush trying to pee. So I held her up mid-stream and she peed on my feet. No big
Wearing scrubs to buy plan b so I look like I have my life together.
I'm high and I have a consensual booty call on the way and just thought that it was a good time to let you know that I think that you are a stellar person.
I drank a girls breast milk at this wedding. Shit was next level
grandma made pot brownies .. oh god bless us everyone
I love 3rd shift and working at a hotel I just had a late night booty call while I was getting paid..could life get any better??
He sent me nudes and I told him he reminded me of Buffalo Bill.
Just broke my no shot rule again.. Made out with a stranger. That's 0 for 3 this month for the record
You had a 45min conversation with the Ronald McDonald statue I have the video to prove it
are you comparing glasses to pregnancy
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