GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
It had been so long since my last time that it was easily a double helping of stomach pancakes. I think she was mildly impressed.
he just started chanting dark meat! dark meat! out of no where.
i feel like everytime i say im going to quit drinking someone comes along with a better idea about drinking
I want to hold her baby but I'm afraid I'll give it a contact buzz
Your place is a magnet for either righteous parties or crippling alcohol dependency. Lets find out which together
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
Teeth make me feel like a dinosaur. Can you feel yours?
I dressed up as a "typical white girl" which meant I wore my yoga pants and uggs all night. BEST. IDEA. EVER. Most comfy halloween everrrr.
Like he held up the condom afterwards, twirled it with his finger, and said "look at that load"
Nothing like a little chlamydia diagnosis to ring in the new year
I should not be able to sum up my life with a taco brand motto...
The worst thing about buying this extremely comfortable bed is that once I get a girl into it, all she wants to do is sleep. I want my fucking money back.
I just learned that the grill marks on a Burger King burger patty are actually previously burnt on there with a radioactive spray-on liquid and McDonald's french fries are actually 5% potato.
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