Why does everyone think all I do is drink? I go to class on wednesdays
She wanted to test if her costume allows her to still have sex in it. It does
I think a girl in front of me glued an ugg tag to a weird pair of boots.
Depending upon how the Sox game progresses, I'll either cry on the bar or fuck someone tonight...
please don't fuck her on my bed i'm too poor for laundry quarters
how many dildos make it a "collection?"
Does this mean I don't have to apologize for launching about 20 bead necklaces at you from the balcony?
You were drunk enough to sled down a highway off ramp in your pajamas….
currently googling "apology gifts for when you poop on their floor"
So I may have to sleep with a cougar to get a slightly used, yet free microwave. I'm going in
I don't have any plans for New Year's except watching anime and drinking until I can't read the subtitles anymore.
My frontal lobe is being piloted by Jack Daniels right now.
Dude, you can't drink while watching Star Trek. You hardly understand it sober.
It's an alien shaped cup though. i think that'll help me absorb.
I'm sure as hell not getting hoodwinked into going back to rehab again
Come on in. I'm butt naked, in the kitchen, eating ice pops
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