That's why you don't touch shit after fingering somebone
dude last night I threw my weed into my back yard. there is now a foot of snow. after an hour I found my weed. if I put that effort into school, i'd have a 4.0.
There's a show on the Discovery Channel about T-Rex sex. I think this just made my life.
i tried slipping money on her dresser whenever she brings guys home hoping she'll start to question her goals in life... i think its only encouraging her
her and i fucked to a michael jackson song and she had it memorized so she squealed every time he did
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
Hungover snowboarding. Puked off the lift and traumatized a group lesson for kids. Crash course on adulthood.
we are out of drugs. and patience. please bring former.
Would you wanna look up as you cum and for a split-second see your dad?
You force fed me pizza in bed last night. That was fun
I'm getting married
To pizza
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
*6am blends another margarita* *615am blends straight tequila*
So I don't think the seahorse breeding thing is gonna work.
That was random, even for you Mom.
I woke up in my neighbors backyard with glitter on my teeth and sparklers super glued on my bra. which part was your fault?
Randomize
