I'm youtube-ing children's choirs. Am I adorable? Or am I a child predator?
Predator. Straight up.
But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
I need a DD tuesday morning around 9 AM
I'm scared to ask why.....
1st bikini wax. Jose Cuervo is helping me prepare.
Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
Me too. We could do it like prostitutes. No kissing on the mouth.
Here's how he asked the pregnant girl for a cigarette. Hey yo prego throw me a square. Not joking.
Day 1 of "Death of a Liver" weekend complete. It came with flashbacks of horrible mistakes I made due to alcohol. I'm excited for how Sunday is going to turn out.
Nothing is worse than post drunken playoff baseball loss sex
Just rolled up a joint with a cop standing right beside me. He just told us to not leave behind any garbage or empties. God I love canadian camping
If we tried baptizing you I feel the water would start boiling around you.
If you can't have hot, loud sex in a dorm for the last time ever, what can you do in this world?
Went up to some dude that hit on Laura and told him he has a voice like a grandma. Apparently didnt have muscles or kindness like grandma so can you pick me up at the ER please?
About the whale....I wasn't completely awake.
Anytime you wish.we are doing double shots in the kitchen,and I drank a beer in the shower,so...the sooner you get here,the sooner you can get on our level.
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