i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
I have the Lakers game on, but all I can think about is having sex with you. Not sure what you've done here.
We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
my feelings for you are synonymous with those of a grizzly bear and salmon. i don't want to nom on you; but i need you to survive
I just made doing the dishes into a drinking game. crafty, or pathetic?
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
I guess I puked all over my hand too and I just looked at my roommate and said, "fix this."
i'm sorry i gave your brother a handjob while you were on the blanket next to us, but to be fair your back was turned.
Well as our DD it was my responsibility to get us home safely. If that meant strapping you down to the backseat using all 3 seatbelts then so be it.
Was I really yelling "girls night" at random chicks before stealing and drinking all their shots?
Somehow you're a lightweight AND an alcoholic. Rare combo in one person. Well done.
What a better way to celebrate that I'm single by becoming a stripper and making $1000 in one night
I swear, the guy behind me wasn't paying attention until the words "middle aged fuckboy" came out of my mouth.
I started keeping track of my period when I realized you had a better grasp of it than me.
Sustenance and doggy style.. the only two things I need
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