He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
how do we leave politely?
Tell them I'm going into labor. I will spill a beer and tell them m water broke.
Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
so when he was about to cum, he screamed his mother's name and continued to pray for forgiveness. wtf
We had sex and then he fed me pie. This is the best friends-with-benefits situation ever.
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
I dont even remember coming home... All my stuff is strewn randomly around my apartment... And I woke up at 5 sitting propped up in my bed with just my arm in a shirt
Dude when we asked him where he lived all he could tell us was "by the slurpees." That fucked up.
Finals week...the biggest cock block since your brother threatened me with a beer bottle at the bar.
You know it's a good Halloween party when a guy wearing a light-up sombrero offers you blow.
Thanks for putting up with my drunk friend last night. Its all fun and games till someone pukes macaroni under your fridge.
Why do I like him? He literally has no redeeming qualities.
So I scratched the whole boyfriend plan and got wasted. Wanna try again tomorrow?
You're a problem for me, dick game too good. In the future when I'm with someone I actually wanna to date, now I'm gonna compare.
He went down on me for like 30 min and honestly half the time I thought about those videos where people can smash watermelons with their legs and I just wanted to do that to his skull
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