My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
the number of months ive had a girlfriend in my life divided by the number of blowjobs ive gotten is extremely depressing...
he was so high that he wouldn't speak to anybody for like 30 minutes, he'd only gobble, like a turkey.
Alright this has to stop. Without adderall I don't even have the motivation to get laid. College has ruined me.
My right boob is officially about a handful while my left is 1 and 3/4 handfuls. I'm staring at the mirror falling into a deep depression.
Yeah, I think they knew. I smelled like that telltale combination of strippers and Easter.
If i want her back i know all i have to do is sleep with a specific handful of her closest friends. That method is tried and true.
He needs to seriously stop texting me at 3am for sex. Late night and early morning hours are for the guys who DON'T bust a nut in the first 5 minutes of making out.
Yeah minute men are best for late afternoons when you're inbetween running errands and have nothing to do.
Omg. I wanna lecture the drug dealer about how highschool should not be his glory days.
Its not chugging if its just one gulp
is it weird to think that girls born in '96 are now legal?
I'm attracted to him because he looks like the kind of guy who would lick my asshole without me having to ask.
I felt like a personal hot pocket and all I could taste was cigarettes.
I found you walking along the street hammered. You walked up said hi and handed me a beer.
I made you bacon and gave you a blow job. I'd say you had a pretty great day.
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