There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
definition of desperate: He gave me his SC drivers license so i wouldn't forget to facebook him.
On the way home from Florida I threw up at the beginning border and ending border of 6 states. You win this year Spring Break.
We need to either drink and not go to waffle house or go to waffle house and not drink. I need to know which is causing these shits.
she tried giving me head in the pool. it was more entertaining than pleasurable
theres a difference between trying to make someone happy and letting them fuck you in the ass
I have a busted ear drum from when he honked his horn when we started to have sex on his car in the parking lot...
Went to the strip club with my aunt. Do you know how hard it is to be a pervert in front of your female family members?
Im not coming back to that place until im drunk. If I walk in there sober Ill start screaming uncontrollably. Not words, just sounds.
Masturbating during the Olympics and cumming during the national anthem really is everything it's cracked up to be. Just thought you should know.
He told me he was gonna go wash a trailer and somehow I ended up eating vodka fruit with children in a green bean field.
He got the life proof phone case so he could jack off in the shower without his wife knowing
Came home to butt plugs and dildos in the bathroom sink WTF
Spring cleaning
Gotta love college... Pregamed for my 8:30 flight home this morning and gave the flight attendants all high fives when I got on the plane. Best ride of my life.
Oh the sweet dreamless sleep of drugs
You? On what? Why?
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