My new storm is the chrons
The only reason I needed a new one is bc I threw up on my other one(248): And since Verizon doesn't have a throw up test, I was eligible for a new one
Also, I'm sitting at a crosswalk watching two Mexican gangs fight each other. I miss you too. A lot.
Apparently mid blow job I started crying telling her how "Wonderful this blow job is"
don't blame me for your drunken lack of judgement
big words... still drunk. dont care. your fault.
Theres dried jager, barbecue sauce and frie remnants all over my front seat.
We should give each other good-luck-on-your-finals head in the morning.
Woke up to a sex noise notice under my door...he gets a A+ for proformance and ill be seeing him again.
HOLY SHIT. I JUST FOUND OUT THAT THE KARL/RORY BASEBALL FIGHT THAT RORY LOST WAS 2 YEARS AGO TODAY. RIP KARL'S DICK.
ever had the feeling "I've been drunk in this bathroom before?" Like De ja drunk?
I mean we don't talk anymore but I still see him around wearing that sweater he stole from me after we had sex
Is it just me or is Michael Jackson blasting throughout the house
summer in europe = liver of steel
I accept that challenge.
He said he doesn't "believe" in cuddling. Can you come get me?
i ate her out in full view of all her roomates. the word awkward doesnt even cover it.
Yea he was still drunk. He wore a Toga to his job interview.
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