we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
i wanted to iron the shorts i'm wearing. but i'm high and lazy. so i'm using my hair straightener. in bed.
no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
mom just called and i was mid bong hit but i answered anyways coughing and sounding rough she the apologized for waking her little angel up. its 2PM
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
We got them high and they had an hour long debate on the best way to get cum out of eyes.
you better fuck at least one or both of them.
Def regretting not writing "will blow for extra credit" on my last final
Just picked them up. It took 6 holes and a handle of rum to evolve from golf to a demolition derby.
There's an entire pit crew of cart boys surveying the golf cart destruction.
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
My life is a video game called get the drunk princess back to her castle, thank you to all that participated
I can't take my grandparents out somewhere where I've fucked half the staff.
I put purple lights under my bed and asked him if he wanted to fuck in a spaceship.
If anyone needs me I'll be in the bathtub, eating fast food and shooting straight vodka while I seriously evaluate my life choices and cry.
Just in case you forgot, you puked all over your boss house, pissed on his coffee table, and were then thrown out by his wife
I'm seriously scared right now. Woke up next to 3 geese and a lot of feathers ..
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