I've decided to bang my pen-pal.
it's great music for shaving your balls
Idk, it's Grover wearing a sombrero. Do I need a reason?
he told me he was a chubby chaser.. then winked. i'm signing up for a gym pass as we speak
I still don't understand how I went from crying to blowing you in like two minutes.
I'm gonna make a therapist very happy and very wealthy this semester.
wait, how does the 20 year old one night stand pregnant girl have a superiority complex?
Well he just said "there's glass on the floor and it's okay I'm only bleeding out of my esophagus" so yes he's tripping
They gave me patron and potatoes I couldn't say no
Went into Walmart to get a pregnancy test. Came out with a beta fish and chocolate.
I'm willing to share. He can have sloppy seconds.
Judging by his bulge. This guy is going home with me. Who doesn't want a dick that looks like it used to be a pillar in Rome.
One three hour marathon fuck session and now she's divorcing her husband. Should I get business cards made?
Haha. I found pics last week of me getting motorboated by a girl while i was taking a shot. Hahaha in my wedding dress. Classy
What's your fascination with fucking to the Lion King Soundtrack?
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