Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
I think the sex offender registry is kind of a VIP list. You get to not live near noisy schools and parks and all your neighbors get to know you.
thank god dogs can't talk. they see way to much.
I know he gets bloody noses a lot...so that explains all the blood...but I'd say the condoms are definitely from a penis.
Dude next time u fuck on our counters will u please let me know BEFORE I make lunch.
He is crying over the toilet and his friends just came in and tried to make him take another jello shot.
WHY IN THE FUCK DID YOU LET ME DRUNK PUNCH STEVE? HE IS SUCH A NICE GUY!
Big girls don't cry they get day drunk
Just wait til you visit, there will be an endless supply of fresh dick for your demand #economics
Pretty sure that molly fried my sinus infection away; i regret nothing
He a gives rim jobs, because, of course a guy who opens doors and makes reservations would lick your anus..like a gentleman.
I'm definitely single now but she stole my mailbox
yeah but really his dick tasted like soap. like i was blowing a bar of soap
You started yelling about vegans ruining the world. Because we drove past some cows eating grass.
college girl with braces trying to flirt with you...time to go
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