She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
At least we don't have one night stands
True that. We sink our claws in our men.
i just got arrested. apparently dont move means dont move.
I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
We found them in a dumpster making out trying to get their privacy
Are we doing anything tonight after class for Valentine's Day or just being lazy and having sex?
If you expect me to say anything other than 'lazy and sex' you're crazzzzy!
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
I just want you to know that I think it is hilarious and wonderful that 40s are now your alcohol of choice.
That's the ultimate walk-of-shame: running away from your own apartment and hiding in a McDonald's.
Her vagina is like the upper echelon of Scientology and I don't have enough money to get in
Had sex on the beach last night with a drug dealer. win-win-win situation
Is talking to an iron man poster a good or bad indicator that you've been drinking too much?
For the love of god, if any of you are up, bring me pants.
Guess who just stumbled into work hungover, wearing yesterday's clothes, covered in hickeys and glitter, and carrying a giant bottle of rum in her purse.
I just took plan B at work.
This is the greatest story of all time.
I just don't understand what you plan on accomplishing there except for losing all vestiges of post-freshman year dignity
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