Saw 2 former students outside gas station. gave me money to buy 2 12 packs, asked if I wanted to go to their party.
I told them I had a gf and took one of the 12 packs. Come over.
Texas should really raise its teaching standards.
Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?
you kept talking about how hot andy milinakis is and the things you would do with him. no more tequila from him.
The police are arresting two women who got in a fight for the last Twilight DVD at Best Buy. Classic.
He kissed my cheek and I could smell it the whole way home like shit
You were making dinosaur noises while jerking me off..
I couldn't sleep so I drunk ellipticaled for an hour. Worst. Idea. Ever.
Yeah I don't remember why I went to the hospital though but I just called and they have my wallet
The last thing I remember was doing a line in the shape of Texas
Everything smells like vodka and bologna. WHAT DID YOU DO?
bro your seconds weren't very sloppy last night, is everything ok?
I lost a whole day of my life. Apparemtly I was using my deodrant as a phone. And is my phone there?
I suppose we should both be prepared for the secret service to come visit us after this conversation. Hi NSA.
My "lord keep me from stabbing a bitch" prayer has gotten a lot of miles today
You have such a talent for this
Friendship, or finding weed?
Yes
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