This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
everytime i eat a fruit i feel like i'm eating ovaries
I was high enough to think chocolate sauce on bagel bites was a good idea
i need a new camera phone. my pictures from last night are as blurry as my memories. and neither tell me why i woke up in an airplane hangar.
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
You have more facebook pictures than most towns have people.
he kept his composure pretty well until he puked on the cop car
She carries her pencils in a crown royal bag... Need I say more?
I've decided to dedicate my life to finding out which flavor of Gatorade tastes best after you brush your teeth
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
I woke up naked with a $20 bill taped to my titty, so I must of had fun.
Like don't initiate a threesome when we're all watching SPONGEBOB. That's like sacrilege.
He just said "I know you want my cock" and I said nah. I want food bro
God bless the petty bitch who invented screen shot
I felt like I crashed a wedding. Everyone was dressed so nice and I was covered in actual dirt and a little blood.
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