Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
I'm outside your house...sorry I feel like I don't need formal invites anymore.
Dude, 1 prime defect in the snuggie- you can't fuck someone discreetly under a snuggie. No way no how
hes totally cute, too bad i slept with his father
To justify your stumbling you just kept yelling 'it's the boat, not the drinks' We hadn't even left the dock yet....
I love watching the kids I sold drugs to score touchdowns
She's the perfect storm when it comes to psycho stalkers
I'm pregaming for my hair cut. Working two jobs definately taught me how to use my time wisely...
No need to get angry I'm just tryin to get my door back
Nobody has seen her in 3 days. Should we call the cops or hope this is just another drunk Carmen San Diego game she's playing?
Hell hath no fury like a woman whose gay sidekick you insult
This was like angel cum on the bread of life filled with the nectar of the gods
I got poked in the eye with a penis last night. How's your day?
Pro tip: If you tell him that his dick looks like a muppet then you won't have to see him again.
I’m a women at a strip club dressed as post Malone
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