Just saw a group of asian tourists in safari outifts bow in thanks to the starbucks guys. And no Im not high.
I walked into the bathroom and the toilet was on fire... I stood there for like a minute trying to decide whether I should put it out or get my camera.
i just realized that fran drescher is the 90's version of a guidette.
would he be offended if i told him that "national coming out day" is october 11. thats subtle enough right?
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
now that we've slept with the entire soccer team i think its time to expand the horizon.
we just plugged the camera up to the big screen. would you like to come see what you did last night, in high definition?
He was singing Justin Beiber while we did it. I love secure Spanish men
It's an "im going to have to shit with the lights off" type of morning
You should've come to the party. It was like an identity parade of everyone you screwed last year.
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
He just showed up. He's like 5'8 and brought a beer pong table that has " I love gay boys" on it. How could this go wrong
Not only did my parents pick me up from his hotel room in the morning, but he also came outside and had a casual little chat with my dad through the driver's side windrow.
I spilled wine on my pillowcase and I figure it's basically my lifeblood so I'm just leaving it
Bruise count after new years, 7. 2018 is looking up.
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