Ok Hollywood, I get it. Megan Fox is hot. Now she is in a movie where she is so hot that dudes just fucking die. Great.
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
I just masturbated mid-day, thinking of you
I think that is one of the most romantic things I have ever heard from a fuck buddy on v-day, there is a strong possibility that you will soon be my girlfriend.
I woke up to ritz crackers on the lawn, a keystone behind the hedge and puke on the rental car... i think that we have become that house...
being a senior sucks, I just started embracing my inner slutty college girl, and it's almost time to put her away...for like, ever. and i really like her.
It was his first time doing shrooms and we made him ride in the truck bed. But he kept standing up and yelling when we stopped so we had to keep driving
Just watched a girl fall down the stair and be to drunk to get up. The only stair in the bar. It's like watching a turtle on it's back.
You burned the hair off your arms. Again.
It grows back stronger each time.
We're getting paid a considerable amount of money to send each other pictures of our dicks...
I grinded with the guy who brought the scooter, I'm leaving with success
Goddamn it Peter ur the only person i know who can make going down on a girl a competition.
She won. Twice.
He's a doctor now.. hope he can cure his small dick
How do u even exfoliate your vagina
To be clear you just said "I'll give you a baby" as a sext?
totally just bought a bottle of gin with nothing but change
don't ever let anyone tell you that youre not 100% class
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