sometimes in life you just needs hand puppets
it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
I'm ready for this little girl to leave so I can hit the bong already
Yeah, he said he was getting "welcome back Winnipeg Jets drunk" then puked on his jersey.
I realized it was a bad idea when I broke my collar bone
Is your answer to that text seriously a right parenthesis
It's like I'm snorkeling in an ocean of tequila.
how many dildos make it a "collection?"
Please don't place wagers on my sex life unless you are giving me a cut. With my current sluttiness I feel like I deserve 40% for how much money you'll make
this is the last time i am going to a 7am booty call
Not saying I'm a lesbian. Just saying that every time she walks by I wanna scissor her
My school has hired a professional rum bottle juggler for our dining hall this evening.
He puked all over the side of the car and the head rest behind him...and then all he said was "America."
he went down on me and a few minutes later he asked to show me a magic trick. then he pulled a quarter out of my vagina
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