So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
We were walking home when he passed out, we left him. Just got a call from him, hes in a jail in Canada.
Im sorry that my initial plan of you grabbing his dick didnt work out but Im glad you grabbed his heart
I mean nobody wants to admit they ate 9 cans of ravioli but i did and i am not ashamed of myself
I like how I get messages from eharmony at the same time I'm looking for a new vibrator. It's like the powers that be are just trying to make my life ironic.
You screamed "there will be blood" and punched some random guy in the face. So no, we can't go back to that bar.
I used to put Bugles on my penis and pretend it was a wizard.
please, i've had weekends with less dignity than this.
You realize we were screaming in the car about our apartment next year because we can "bring home randoms whenever we want" and "stare at each other from our door ways"
I woke wondering who the hell was in my bed. Then i felt boobs and remembered Haha. Thirsty Thursday killed my liver and my homosexuality
HE JUST ALLUDED TO FUCKING MY FRESH LOAF OF BREAD
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
He had a vasectomy. I think I'm in love.
Made out with sailor moon tonight. Childhood dreams do come true.
btw...it's noon and i'm sitting here drinking wine and eating pixie stix. I really need to find something to do...
Randomize
