i got lost in a forest last night. this morning I realized the "forest" was just 6 trees on campus.
An eyelash just fell out into my container of rice. Searching for it, i took a single piece of rice out at a time coming to the coclusion that i should not be this high while eating rice.
So on facebook, the pictures from my church mission trip are right up next to the pictures of my first time on E. Sorry Jesus.
he's having a long distance Facebook-coordinated power hour. the status update has 159 comments ...
They high fived mid Eiffel Tower, then we all proceeded to talk about how our friendship is much stronger now. I'd say a successful first threesome.
So watch family guy till our brains melt and then bang till our bodies hurt?
The trashcan full of everclear punch caught on fire...you should probably come home now.
god. I was just thinkin about the fact that there was a time in our life when we didn't drink.
I had another sex dream about you but it was very dissatisfying. As you finished you starting singing the star spangled banner. then you left. I was not amused.
I just used a thesaurus to write a sext...
Hypothetically speaking, when I get a sugar glider would it be frowned upon to bring it Ito classes with me in m pocket?
he showed me his third nipple on the first date. I might have low to no standards, but my god.
I know it's going to be a good day because he didn't notice the bite mark on my butt.
We had sex to Hey Arnold, Rugrats, and All That. I feel like my life has come full circle.
He fucks strippers and doesn’t have a life plan. Of course I’m going to regret this
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