It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
"Shots" has been nominated for a grammy. Now all of the US has sunken to our level...
bet u 5 dollars u can't guess were i woke up this morning
oh god.. jail?
better, on the catwalk of the auditorium
She was giving me a handjob while I was wearing a sombrero with a beer in one hand and a hammer in the other.
She said she couldn't find my penis because my arm was in the way. That was my penis
Every man deserves at least one moment like that
She just opened a six pack of corona with her car door ... I had no idea she was such a skilled drunk
We sat on the porch laughing about hilarious the sunrise was. And that we can do drugs again in the morning, thank god
Is it possible to dent your eyeball? And how do you "accidentally" go cosmic bowling?
I feel like my uterus is decaying in my body
If you can get laid in a rudolph onesie you are doing something right my friend.
These days, you and me are swimming in dicks.
Marco
Polo
Last night we got home from the bar and saw a fox outside and we lured it in the house with a piece of cheese. Just wanted to party with some potentially dangerous wildlife I guess.
He told me I was the only person he wanted to fuck in his rental mini van. Thats so romantic for a fuck buddy relationship.
I apparently got up in the middle of the night after fucking him and started looking for you under piles of his clothing
is it bad that I see hot guys I wanna sleep with as challenges instead of actual people?
yes. but it works for you
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