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Babe...You're really smothering me right now
I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
I don't know why people felt they couldn't use the toilet with me passed out in the tub. I shut the curtain. It was like being in another room.
at least i was responsible enough to take off my shoe and throw up in it
I'll see ya tonight at your house...and I'm bringing you a special treat that starts with a V and ends with us eventually going to rehab one day.
Call me when you get off. I have stories about black lesbians in jail begging to braid my hair...
Most adult booty call ever. Ha. We got down to business and still got to watch the colbert report.
He wanted to have sex in a church because he has keys to it from court-ordered community service. WHAT IS STANDARDS?
I can't believe you picked a finger in the ass over lunch with me.
You sternly pointed at him and declared that you would ride his cock until the early dawn.
Then, you ate a turkey sub, went into his room
My serious response to your Cathy tattoo inquiry- Do you ever want to get laid by someone not wearing a Blossom style bucket hat? Tattoo accordingly.
Cleaning my room at 2am, in just one corner I found six beers, half a pint of whiskey, my flask, 2 shotgun bullets, my crown and shimmer lotion.
And thanks! There are perks to polyamory. And birthday orgies are one of them
i woke up with blood and cuts on my face and i don't remember anything after winning four games of beer pong in a row last night. and i'm still drunk.
you are a true champion. bear my children.
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