quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
...But it's not like we would be the first people to pay for an abortion with student loans and cell phone rebates.
It's like a bag of dicks covered in taint sweat pounding a pregnant baby walrus.
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
You were crying and singing wanted dead or alive while trying to eat cold soup, I think that pathetic is an understatement
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
Welcome to drunk texts. Live from Margaritaville, it's Saturday night!!!
I'm just gonna go have sex with whom ever is in the men's room.
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
I'm pretty sure that I drunkenly used the phrase "I just want his beard all over my body" way too many times last night.
After we finished having phone sex he proceeded to serenade me with Ave Maria. It was magical.
the next thing I knew, I was on the floor of a Tim Hortons bathroom in Canada.
I am NOT pregnant
My barren womb can FUCK WHOEVER I want
I’d clean the kitchen before making food. Mark “rang in the New Year” with some rando in there last night
Randomize
