Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
it doesn't get any better than taco bell and soft core porn
she said she could "feel the heat of my groin" against her. ruined the whole fucking moment.
You came into my room at 3am.. drunk.. and asked to do spanish homework together. Props for being a good student.
no really all good couples have similar hair colors!
Just hungoverly hit my funny bone with a hot straightener. Triple threat.
so, are you laying bloody on campus somewhere or did you go out after class and forget to let me know?
bloody. ill be home soon.
If you would give me the chance we might have the two separate pieces of the greatest fuck puzzle ever.
i was staring at her drunk thinking "shes at least a four"
I kind of feel like BP. I'm dressed in green and absolutely horrible for the environment.
DUDE. HOLY FUCK MY PRINCIPAL WAS JUST MY UBER DRIVER. I AM LITERALLY TRAUMATIZED. ANS DRUNK. HOLY FUCK OMG
I just set my mike's hard down and didn't want it to spill, so I held my finger up and told it to shoosh. I'm drunk.
So I came to the conclusion that who ever pour my ever clear out saved my life
Your amazing boobs made me fall in love with boobs. I never cared about boobs you should be proud
I think the heterosexuals across the hall are negotiating about breeding. How do I figure out which one is against it and back them up?
Randomize
