conclusion of the day: americans need to get on tredmills, people need to learn how to flush toliets and learn how to pee in then instead of on them, and waiters shouldnt tell their life stories to customers.
And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
Wow, Pearl Harbor and The Notebook are on. Its like the Im going to kill myself marathon.
please remind me not to sleep with group members until after finals week.
You guys seriously fuck to bieber? That's embarrassing...
the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
have the fact that the early bird is danced upon by the prettiest strippers be your motivation
I feel like I have African malaria. I just remembered singing Teenage Dream in full to that biker couple at the bar.
You made out with two different species that night
Guess who just got caught by mall security having sex in a car in the parking lot... at noon. This chick.
I am not exagerating when I say the thought "screw you future me" actually just went through my head
We hooked up with 2 friends last night as always and she stole their fucking cocaine and I just had to drive to their house and make her give it back to him hahshshahahah only me
Bobbing for jello shots in a bucket of long island. Fast track to alcohol poisoning.
He said he could outsmoke me so I challenged him to a weed duel. I don't always very competitive but when I do...
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
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