lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
Why didn't you tell me that Dad was a registered sex offender?
We were going to tell you eventually, how'd you find out?
Our school resource officer showed us how to use Family Watchdog and pulled up his picture.
he wanted me to dress up like someone from lord of the rings. I dumped him.
you jizzed all over me and yelled "makeover"
i came on her dog
There will be two dogs there to provide supervision. Not to worry.
Oh, I forgot to ask if u have any idea what happened to the back of my ear and if u were present when I almost fell off the roof...
My mom just called me to tell me that i dont have chlamydia. Awkward.
If court goes my way we are flying to Vegas.
Hardest I think I've ever had to work for a shack. Whatevs. Still gonna get my way though. I'll start respecting myself on Monday
anyone who texts me today gets a complimentary picture of my mangled foot. starting with you.
ewwwww wtf when you left last night you were fine?
Get off me. I'm done. I want a cookie.
I'm sorry I peed on myself in front of your boy toy. You should tell him I'm usually not that trashy. It was nice meeting him tho..
My fuck it list is complete! I finally got a firefighter!
I just got fed by 3 guys. I love my job.
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