My vagina makes bad decisions like its her job
Married on the beach in PCB while blackout drunk. Bonged beers on the sandbar for a bachelor party. They shotgunned beers at the end of the vows. How is spring break allowed to happen?
well now i know if i ever need to drive puke and talk on the phone at the same time i can
Transgendered man at work dawning a slutty batman costume. I hate Halloween
he called me from germany to tell me about all the gummy bears he bought...i'm doubting his sobriety
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
I just stood up and am wasted. I think I just admitted to my mom that I am trying to fuck everyone in New York because they're skinny and ethnically ambiguous. Meanwhile, happy hour isn't over yet.
That place is a DUI and an STD waiting to happen. I think I'll pass.
I created a photogrid for every picture he has ever sent me of his penis. Now I can see every angle at one time. THIS IS GREAT.
Okay we're getting vodka and coming
Okay. Joe has my machete attached to his belt
Lmao I should put that ad on Craigslist "in need of muscular and determined team of men to carry drunken birthday whore safely home"
We could have had it all. And by all I mean sex in your Toyota Corolla.
Depending on which video of him streaking you watch, you can see me passed out in the front row.
Where did you go?
I'm not really sure. They have flavored vodka. I like it and I'm never leaving. Ever.
You know that gay bartender? Not as gay as we thought.....
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