You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
I was going to clean my house but wine sounded better
my 3 favorite things in life are tequila, dicks, and making sandwiches. that DOES NOT make me a bad person.
having someone tell me to "prepare my vagina" is not really something I want to hear..
told weddin planner we wanted to work in ceremonial body shots before vows. she hasnt reponded yet...
I feel like a fucked a broomstick last night. You get a gold star.
I vaguely remember taking a yard light, holding it up like the statue of liberty, and all of us at the party chanting the national anthem. What a glorious night
From what I can tell at a cursory glance, it seems that last night I fell asleep on string cheese and it melted into my bra.
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
Moral of the story: I had sex to Back to the Future last night.
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
I just showered and shaved both ankles and one knee because that's the skin that's exposed in the jeans I'm wearing today. Please tell me I'm not the only one who does that.
I blame her lesbian super powers of coercion.
He has to be employed and covid free. That’s my standard. I can’t be picky. 2020 has killed my sex life.
Randomize
