I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
Well for starters i'm drinking vodka out of a bell pepper.
shes the kind of girl i dont like to talk to unless my penis is in her mouth.
I have had it with that bitchy sack of crazy. Iam done!
Everyone is in jail. I'll see what i can do though
he kept asking me "do you love it? tell me you love it" as I was riding him.
and...?
I told him it was alright.
I have bruises all over from falling so much last night, I even have bruises on my arms from them picking me up off the street.. Oh vodka nights.
Also I fell in love w a girl dressed as a pirate that was great at doing the limbo
its like i had a thought but i dont know what the words are for it
I literally paid cover, got kicked out. Tried to explain that I was just clumsy, but mispronounced it. Then I got pissed off, stormed out..and clotheslined myself on a velvet rope. How was your night?
I stirred my drink with a butcher knife. His roomate keeps giving me dirty looks
Like what do you want from me
Package arrived for me from the gf while she's on vacation..under the bed bondage kit and new lingerie...my boner could drive to the airport
There is nothing worse then the feeling after you've held in farts all night..
What's his name?
It's all part of my master plan: have him buy me all I can eat pizza and all I can drink beer AND THEN tell him there was no spark and we're better off as friends.
Also, next time I go get a wax, I'm gonna ask the girl about the innie to outie ratio she sees on the daily.
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