Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
We were so bored at work tonight that we were in dry storage taking turns pouring the boxed wine we use for cooking into each others' mouths. I think I'm starting to understand the "problem" aspect of "drinking problem."
i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
This does no justice to the amount of paint I'm covered in or the amount of balls I'm tripping.
We were confused who drove until we went outside and her cupholders were torn out of the dash and laying on the ground
I'll see your cousin, and raise you a sister.
I just want to do a slip-and-slide into a giant pool of jello shots right now.
I gave you head at the stadium on a Thursday night ESPN game. That damn well better be worth points on the score board!!!
She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
It's one of those mornings where you wake up and want to go to church for the first time in ten years. THAT shameful.
Today's forecast is horny with strong chance of booty calls. Low of Craigslist cruising, and a high of climaxing in a stranger's bed.
She was way too drunk so I dropped her off at her house and smoked a huge blunt with her mom.
So you let the Viking explore your nether regions?
I am descending into that finals week rage fueled by ramen, mountain dew and bad sex is what's up.
It's 5am and I come home to you naked on the kitchen table and 3 people I never saw before fucking on the back porch ... and my weed gummy worms are gone. fuck you I'm taking your mom's offer
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