I just fired a shotgun out of the back of a truck going 60. i am going to miss oregon.
her roommate was in the bathroom for over an hour so i volunteered to take the dog out and i shit in the bushes
i gave her road head last night, needless to say it wasn't the same and i bit a chunk of the inside of my cheek off.
She gave me a blow job and her mom gave me blueberry muffin afterwards. I love them.
We looked at pictures of a Texas banjo contest from 2006 for a half hour and then were surprised by who won. That stoned.
Only catch is you have to sleep in the same bed as me. But no worries, I plan on being in a random guys hotel room every night. So it's essentially yours.
I rode a bull tonight, There is absolutely no reason my dick is not in some chicks mouth
So... Apparently, "Home" isn't the correct response when a cop asks for your address...
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
You rubbed a frozen pizza in my face. The concerning part was that it was semi cooked from our body heat
Well I'm going to hell. But I'm going after multiple orgasms.
I seriously need to grocery shop. I have a slice of cheese, and alcohol.
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
I’m a lady. I promise I won’t oogle your junk when we go skinny dipping.
He had a tattoo of the Batman logo around his asshole. I noped right the hell out of there.
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