Police were just in my backyard to recover a loaded .38. What the fuck?????
singing james blunt while drunk. tell me thats not wonderful
the australian girl literally just drank an entire pitcher of beer in about twenty seconds. i want to go to there.
my co-worker, his best friend who also works with us, an my baby daddy, ive turned love triangle into a retarded shape with to many sides to pronounce
I no longer see him as a simple set of male genitalia attached to a very sexy body. The title "trophy fuck" seems wrong. Damn.
So Monday we're lesbians.
Deal. This decision is final and any rebates on this will result in losing an eyeball.
I really like your cover photo on fb that looks cool
In case birth mom friends me back, thought I should make it less drunk looking.
Why do you hate her?
She's dating the best penis that has ever entered my vagina.....
I'll give you some choices for what to get me for Christmas. 1.You naked. 2.You naked 3.You naked.
No worries, I've prioritized my homework into "can do drunk" and "should be sober" categories. We're good.
But he was still all, "YOU TEXTED TONY WHILE YOU WERE GETTING FUCKED?!" Like THAT was the weird part.
well ya only live once...
that cant be your answer for every horrible thing you do
His mom let me come to his house for a Booty call at 4am. She even cooked us breakfast in the morning and told me im a better moaner than his girlfriend of 4yrs.
can you tell me why i woke up in a diaper and combat boots?
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
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