is it trashy that while he was throwing up in the bathroom, i was hooking up with his childhood best friend?
My entire life is one complicated drinking game
I felt weird they were both staring at me waiting for the scoop on how your vagina felt.
It's sore actually
Party in the USA is so catchy!
Yea, so is AIDS.
My own vomit just splashed me in the face. How's your day going
is cock-oriented a word? I'd say I'm that lately.
get over here soon, theyre throwing bbeers at us from the roof. keyword : throwing
he had the kids march single file in front of us on the way home so they didn't have to watch him pulling me passed out in their wagon...
Like do you hear me I PUKED IN MY OWN HANDS AND HE STILL SAID I WAS GORGEOUS
I guess I was blacked out I hopped a fence and hugged a cow that night.
Did we do drunk science last night? There's tequila in the test tubes...
Sometimes I look at her and just start choking. She is that much of an evil entity.
got a free grilled cheese. Didn't even have to talk about Jesus
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
There's a pregnant girl taking shots of apple juice
Randomize
