found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
look out your window.... he's holding his iphone up like a boombox playing you beach boys
My mom just used the words "ice cunt". It may be an interesting day afterall.
As I was driving her home she congratulated each and every deer we saw for making it through the first day of dear season.
Be still, my beating vagina.
Woke up with a raging boner...good feeling abt this trial
He and I are basically the same person, except he has a glorious penis and I have glorious breasts.
Boobs are out for the taking
I am an advanced cybernetic robot sent back in time to 2013 to fuck my wife senseless for hours on end. Have you seen this wife?
Eddy, if you don't want to roll play then say so. This is just obnoxious
If he refers to me as slump buster one more fucking time.
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
you woke me up at 1am last night high on cough syrup to tell me jay z was an idiot for cheating on beyonce
Taking a walk while tripping face during Halloween time was a bad idea. I started crying bc I was so scared and hide in the parks playground.
just woke up to an abnormally swollen ankle (broken, perhaps?) and a shirtless man with the most beautiful abs I've ever seen sleeping on my floor.
is your ankle ok??
WHY IS HE ON THE FLOOR. SINCE WHEN DOES BLACKOUT ME ALSO COCKBLOCK ME
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