Memory from last night that just came back: me forcibly jacking him off while he yelled I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS
Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
The last thing I remember is you asking me how to grow french fries.
there's nothing like the elf drinking game to get me in the christmas spirit.
I chased a girl up a staircase screaming because she had a cardboard cut out of James Dean which, at the time, I believed to my friend being held against his will
Remember that time we became friends because I shotgunned a Tall Boy in your bathroom?
Those memories are both hazy and awesome.
I deflowered you on valentines day. I AM THE BEST AT ROMANCE. LOVE ME.
Question: When you have the names of 4 guys tattoo'd on you, how do you make the 5th one real special?
I just want somebody to fondle my boobs while I read fanfiction. Is that too much to ask?
Jesus fuck that was emotional whiplash
I WANNA SUCK HIS DICK ON A BOAT
OMG I DIDNT READ THAT TEXT CAREFULLY CAUSE I'M ON THE DEVILS LETTUCE & I THREATENED TO PUNCH A CHILD OMG I'M SO SORRY
AND ONCE AGAIN THE HENNESSEY MAKES ME A SUPER SAIYAN
Oh for fuck's sake, is that why the couch is in the pool???
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