I think we should urban dictionary "drive of shame." It involves a sprint to your car in his underwear and shirt, surreptitiously trying to put on your bra on at stoplights without attracting attention from neighboring cars, and lurking in your car a block from home so you can know when your roommate leaves for work.
Either seal the deal or get out of the room, I don't want to hide in this closet anymore
I need to hang out with girls who make more mistakes
She started crying while we were cooking shrimp because 'Under the Sea" came on Pandora
Just had a stripper snatch my glasses off my face with her ass
You weren't just peeing. You were like grinding on it. And you tried to pee in the washing machine first.
Hey if there is a better reason to go drink then "I've been fucking robbed!" I have yet to hear one. Also, I've been fucking robbed.
he looks SO much like Drake, I feel like an extreme groupie every time we have sex.
In the pictures there's a flower in my hair and also a lobster, I need those things explained
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
Sometimes i like to think we arent living together next year and that im living with models that like to experiment but you ruin that fantasy time and time again
I think I might get 604 tattooed on my ass tonight...
We were cuddling in his bed and I asked him a question and followed by making a microphone with my hand and told him to speak into it. If he never talks to me again that's probably why.
You're not talking any sense into me. You're cheering me on to disaster.
... is that not half the reason I'm your best friend in the first place?
Dude i just passed out while getting head...she cried
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