if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
i am NOT doing that with my feet, or any part of my body
Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
when i told him i was pregnant with his baby he texted me 'congradulations'
i pity the fetus.
Zach says you can't see his penis until after we're married...not sure why?! Bt then he said he thinks maybe you already have on the wild animal night!
Ah shit... I sleep-ate chocolate pudding again.
having my hair in braids makes puking so easy. i am being an indian every halloween
Drunk sex destroyed my coffee table... ikea this weekend?
Just saw all the pictures from the party. I'm wearing a different shirt in every single one.
She started howling at the moon. That was pretty much the deal breaker.
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
I ran into my parents house and stole a bottle of vodka last night...Apparently left them a note that read "DRUNK. TOOK VODKA. BRING MORE."
we got her to the bathroom intime. all she could say was 'now my bladder is empty just like my soul'
he came to me for relationship advice and we ended up fucking in my backseat
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