just threw up while drinking by myself. This is all your fault. You here = a good night, You not here = alcoholism
This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
New realization: eye makeup remover takes sharpie off boobs
Okay so if I'm going to keep referring to my hangover in the third person it needs a name.
Soo I have a handle of 100 proof captain, cupcakes, and nothing to get up for in the morning.. This blizzard is shaping up to be a great night.
Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
I swear it started with good intentions but then my slutty side took over and we started playing strip checkers
you kept going on about how you couldnt haven been the one throwing up because you were peeing in circles.
You know it's a good weekend when you wake up on Sunday questioning your sexuality.
You think you're smart. You're pretending to be asleep to save yourself from my hormonal pms mood swings. Unfortunately that only works against bears.
I don't want to be Eskimo brothers with your dad
A surplus of mistakes were made and I don't know what 89% of them were.
well theres no bloody mary mix at the campus bookstore so i dont even know what its good for
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
The condoms have been found. I repeat: THE CONDOMS HAVE BEEN FOUND. he isn't a collector!!!
I'm glad that we laid to rest the suspicion that he was keeping them in a scrapbook. yayy
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