windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
now i know why i became what i already was.
I think I know how big ted kennedy's penis is.
Planned Parenthood should have gift certificates.
his mom cheated on his dad so i think he has a weird freudian thing for whores
I can't believe all the places I got into shoeless last night. Apparently no one will say no to a girl covered in paint with a ripped shirt
The trees feel like magic. Come fly to taco bell with me.
Is it worth it to drive to a zoo with a high possibility of sex at said zoo?
We're both great liars, in committed relationships, and horny. Its the perfect storm of cheating
Just found out my rents have been paying my siblings to cockblock me for the past 5 years
Not as covert as you thought huh?
Also, I want you to know, that not only am I apparently the expert on sexting. Our bishop is consulting me later. So my talents are varied.
I went up by the border of Canada. We took shrooms and went fishing...pretty sure we killed a dragon and ate it for dinner
She came so hard that after she finished, she started a slow clap and then told me she pulled a muscle.
He's a 30 yr old man who voluntarily goes by Stevie and his job title is "Jumbotron Operator". There's a 97.5% chance he lives in his mom's basement. STOP THIS NOW!!!
I couldn’t resist. He had a camouflage condom. You know I love a man in a uniform
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