I boned her and wore a Freddy mask once. It was pretty lol
Dude michael jackson died, guess he's not 'stayin aliveee' any longer.
Uh dude that wasn't a michael jackson song it was the BGs
Did you ever notice the eye of Sauron looks like Lindsay Lohan's vagina?
I feel so grown up. I just went to home depot to buy actual home improvement supplies instead of stuff to make a bong with.
if you lined all their dicks up next to eachother, it would be like at&t bars
Mom just posted ur drunk pix from Cancun in the newly made "My not-so-fantastic son" album. Thought you should know.
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
her spring break bucket list included "break into The Swamp, blow him where Tebow has Tebowed"
Dude, that was like bongs ago.
So you are wearing a heart monitor while drinking?
Yea, they said carry on with my everyday activity.
Walking towards a police car with full spotlights on you while being fully erect..awkward exp. for both parties
I'm pretty sure I lit a prostitute's cigarette while sharing a pizza with a homeless guy last night
Sam was like the mother fucking Moses of drunk and underage kids and he lead them to safety away from the cops. He's a hero that we deserve.
He dated a girl who could do the damn splits on his dick like how do you compete with that
Get off the floor, put away the cookie dough, get ur shit together Scott.
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