She told me a very interesting story, complete with pantomimes, about how she got a habanero seed in her vag
Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
So on facebook, the pictures from my church mission trip are right up next to the pictures of my first time on E. Sorry Jesus.
We really need to stop competing to see who can get more drunk, and I REALLY need to stop winning.
He said I could pay him back in blow jobs. What's the going rate for those these days?
BTW the amount of schmoozing I am doing towards some guy for an ID that may or may not look like you... You better love me.
I don't have to hold her hair back as she blows me but I do have to hold the ball on the Santa hat
I always thought The Big Bang Theory wasa terrible show but that was before it came with blowjobs and pizza.
And I don't know if this is really ESP, or just a crazy feeling, but I'm pretty sure he has an std. Or at least a cold.
im pretty sure the interns at this hospital have gotten hotter
Also bring a pizza or no entry to my vagina OR the fort.
Cheese only
FINALLY GOT MY TENTH DICK. PARTY FOREVER
I thought you died. Don't forget it's burger night.
Getting paid in weed to watch a pregnant adult with cooking skills is the TITS
I have a mailbox and I don't know why.
Randomize
