We need to rekindle our bromance
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
there are 2 things i love giving: blowjobs & backrubs. how can i tell them that without sounding like a slut
We should never set our expectations higher than pizza bagels cause then our night is bound to get better
as soon as his mom opened the door to let me in the house she asked if i would like a shot
it's gonna be a great weekend
He is passed out on the kitchen floor. He will fight you if you disturb him. Just a warning.
my nipple ring is gone but someone was nice enough to replace it with a paperclip
it's been dubbed the summer of antibiotics
i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form
Haha yeah my head's fine..sorry about the dent in your fridge.
just walked across campus with a bottle of champagne in between my boobs. night two and the quest for classiness is already over
I'm on the same pooping schedule as a professor I've never had. He now says what's up to me in the hallway
Your clever response has earned you a blow job this week
It's becoming clear to me that I am not sugar baby material. I don't think I could handle old balls long term.
I feel like he doesn't realize we're offering him a threeway with sisters and I don't understand how that's possible.
Maybe we should bring mom next time.
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