Fuck u you updated twitter but didn't answer my text
I know you're alive
I remember having a drink with vegetables in it. They said it was a mojito, but it tasted like cabbage.
haha i love mojitos
ya and i hate cabbage
everytime she opens her mouth i wish that i was deaf
Went to get my tattoo today. Found out the piercing girl is bi. I may just get my nipples done to get hit on tomorrow. Confidence is low these days.
So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
who were those guys at the table sniffing dryer sheets?
She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
I just don't do feelings in the summer months.
We all just did coke and we're coloring so if you're sober its pointless for you to come over here
Someone sharpied "COCK HUNGRY" on my butt cheeks last night. When the fuck did I have my ass out?
I was chasing pulls of fireball with bites of a bagel and yelling at people to take tequila shots with me. I shouldn't be allowed to go out alone.
My little sister just helped me edit my nudes so that's how my night is going
You KNOW it was a good night when you find French fries AND taco remnants in your bra when you get home...
when I finally convinced you to get off the floor you looked at me wild-eyed and said "the carpet was a VAST EXPANSE OF SEA"
Pooping to opera.
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