he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
She just squirted all over my face. then laughed at me and took a pic
i broke up with my boyfriend last night because i had to eat a freezy pop in every color and he ate the last blue one. i sat on the floor and cried for an hour at least. everyone left. so i decided that this whole weed thing isnt really healthy for my relationships.
if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
Made out with me girlfriend while she was peeing. all time high, or all time low?
Guy next to me is looking up how to press his own ecstasy pills. I'm going to befriend him and see where this goes
As shirtless as possible
You kept running up to married couples, taking their pictures and begging for them not to get divorced
This chick had a condom box organized by size with dividers that glowed in the dark.
Not great. "Leave the toilet seat down, it gives me somewhere to rest my face."
She was totally amazed that i had the pizza delivery timed to coincide with our nooner and that the delivery boy knew where the broom closet on the 3rd floor was.
Like not to be gross, he was eating me out while I was smoking a bowl. It was like a rap video
I can't masturbate without laughing really hard at some point and it's entirely your fault.
So, I ran into Garrett last night in the laundry room.
Oh really? First post break-up run in. How'd it go? Awkward?
Um. We had sex on a washing machine.
A guy at my table is reading a magazine called "Cheese Connoisseur"
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