We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
he has a girlfriend so we used my stuffed animals to pretend to have sex
my head feels like I tried to put alcohol out of business last night
Why does Thanksgiving make hot girls feel disgusting and fat girls feel horny? Its killing my prospects.
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
we got cut off at 8 am. He spilled his drink three times on the plane. this should be one hell of a vegas trip
the only good thing about breaking up with him while naked was that i got to make a forgetting sarah marshall reference
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
She was trying to drink out of the beer bong and she thought it didn't work. Little did she know there was no beer in there. Then she got mad at us. Girls.
The whorange rubbed off. His white shirt was so gross at the end of the night I told him to frame it.
Go to hungover. Go directly to hungover. Do not pass go. Do not collect 200 dollars
If I had a penis, I'd want to put it in you. And I'd treat you with respect and pay for your drinks.
All I remember is pissing by the garage and the next thing I know I'm on fire
We just fucked in the park on a bench and a guy with a dog walked past us and the dog walked right up to us while the guy stared at his phone.
It wasn't intentional or anything but I've now had sex with all of your siblings. How's college going?
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