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(602): View more from Arizona

So instead of cumming in her, I peed in her...

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What did she do!?

(602): View more from Arizona

I didn't tell her...

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(651): View more from Minnesota

Dude, 1 prime defect in the snuggie- you can't fuck someone discreetly under a snuggie. No way no how

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(910): View more from North Carolina

I can't believe you made out with me with a french fry in your mouth.

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(516): View more from New York

Just heard her singing at the school concert... I am honored my penis was touched by those pipes

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(703): View more from Virginia

so im decorating easter eggs with my family and my mom is writing "Jesus is risen" and "God loves you!" on the eggs. i wrote things like "I'm naked!" and "there are drugs in these eggs!" on mine.

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(817): View more from Texas

My grandma just told me that she sharted, no I am not having fun in El Paso.

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(716): View more from New York

sorry for making everyone realize you look like bruce jenner

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(407): View more from Florida

Saw the same Luigi I hooked up with last Halloween. Still in his same Luigi costume and scruff that hurt my face

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(516): View more from New York

i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...

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