he just put it in my mouth and said "go"
You know how you thought that you put on a condom last weel?
yea
turns out that you did...and i just found it.
We got so high we made milksteak
You took a bag of frozen peas to bed wiith you "to help with the inflamation".
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
KETAMINE SUNDAYS ARE SERIOUSLY FUCKING ME UP!
So your bra was hanging in the Christmas tree last night at some point I think
Yeah haha but we have no idea where his keys are. Last night was awful. Him and Chancey were in a fully embraced bro hug at one point. Both crying.
We haven't been trashed enough to shut down a bar together in four days. I'm starting to worry that we're growing apart.
We left the bar and you kept yelling "ONWARD SCION, TO GLORY!!"
I think that all guys are assholes, some of them just have less assholeish qualities that we accept in our lives and that we can look past enough to deal. They have to be a pretty special asshole.
So anyway, I'm just floating along life with my vibrator and low expectations.
I mean, you've had my nipples in your mouth now, so I think we've reached a certain level of friendship.
Sorry for peeing on your books last night. I wouldn't leave them next to the window anymore.
I a very close black and white picture of my slightly erect penis and I blew it up put it in an art gallery for a show coming up and somebody bought it for 30 Grand!!!
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