I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
sarcasm needs its own font
There's a high school volleyball camp on campus this summer. I'm definitely going to jail.
Thank you for holding my bra last night while i did a topless lap around the house
Wise words from the guy who drunkenly chipped his teeth on the sidewalk
Crosswalk actually
It's getting increasingly easier to use his emotional instability to my advantage. That's about all he has going for him right now.
found out that hot proper business chick in my class A) did a bar crawl last 2 night and still showed up to class and B) is 19 and C) so not as proper as I thought D) is single. How the fuck does that work? Freaking superwoman.
The basket that the Naughty Easter bunny left for you at my house might keep us entertained for a little while...
No you usually just ranted about the voicemail bitch until she cut you off again
drinking vodka, listening 2 smh at 530am slow cooking beef stew. you'll enjoy the stew and worry abt me in the morning. bon apatite
Just set up my first threesome: a rapper and a Marine. Pretty sure at least 80% of girls in America hate me right now.
I definitely don't have enough experience with hookers to be in this group text anymore.
He was going down on me and all I could think about was how proud of me you'd be
The best part of being a lesbian? If I'm late for work at a hookup's place I can use her make up and peace out. Well and all the sex of course.
Honestly, you can’t tell the whole sorority he has a donkey dick and expect that no one would sleep with him after you broke up
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