we'll penetrate his innocence with our dicks
Yeah sketchy neighborhood.. Some woman ran by screaming, "i didn't steal anything" as some cops rolled up and arrested her.
I definitely didn't wake up this morning thinking "i wanna get gang banged today"
Youre on making sure I dont black out around fat chicks duty
Fucking him was like shopping for my first training bra.. Embarrassing yet extremely useful
WHY AREWNT YOU HERE SO MUCH FUN STUFF DO IT GET IN CAR NOW caps lock
We're playing a drinking game to 'how to train your dragon'. has it really come to this?
Found a 10-can wizard staff hidden in our closet. Did we cut someone off?
That's yours. We cut you off.
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
I just ditched my friends to hang out with the chilis restaurant crew...one of these girls better have daddy issues
That's okay, during storytime I would have to sit on my hands so I wouldn't touch everyone. Explains a lot...
I'll be there. With Doritos and whisky. Don't expect much more.
I wish university was like frosh week all the time and then they just give you a degree for surviving
I remember eating bacon bits off your chest that night... I'll never look at bacon pizza the same way
You should have thought of that before emitting walrus sounds while intoxicated
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